I admit it! I totally cheated. I went to the same place twice. I don’t know if I stated it or not, but I try not to repeat any of the 100. I just couldn’t help it. You would think that it’s easy to work at a job that you know you’re going to leave in two months. Quite the opposite is true. Being at work is like watching a football game that has one team leading by 50 points – pointless. I already know the outcome. Trying to do a decent job at a place that is obviously not working for me is actually – stressful. I justify #28 with the fact that it’s the same massage company in a different place. The first time I went to the Mount Vernon location. This time I ended up in Adams Morgan.
I needed a nice lady with a soft accent to use her gigantic strong hands and knead the knots out of my body. My masseuse was no joke. She didn’t laugh at my quip about my mismatched socks. Ok. No small talk. Lay on the table. Wow, ow, that kind of hurts. That one time the gynecologist repeatedly jammed that clamp into my who ha, to find my shy uterus, I made a vow. I have to tell those who I pay to handle my body when they are hurting me. However, I was scared of my masseuse. Besides, the session was falling into a reasonable pattern. Ow, ow, ow, that feels better, oh, that feels good and…looooose. Ow, ow, ow, that feels better, oh, that feels good and…looooose. Ok. You want to mush my body so hard into the table that I drool. Ok, I’m with you. You want to feel up my booty. Ok, I remember that this is the way it’s done. Ow, ow, ow, that feels better, oh, that feels good and…looooose. We’re almost to the end. Time to turn over. What’s this? Ma’am? Are you touching my boobs? You are definitely edging around boobie meat. What kind of boobie jiggling, massage technique is this? Ow, ow, ow, that feels better, oh, that feels good and…looooose.
I promise that if I return for a third time I won’t include it as one of the 100. My husband wasn’t too happy with my story about my session. He gave me a stern lecture about denying access to my tits and ass under all circumstances.