I would rise from sleep at about 9 AM every Saturday morning with eyes as wide as saucers. I was already running out of time. I had to sneak around in the basement to get my tights, leotard, and tutu clean. I would wash and dry 3 items alone, a tremendous waste of water and … Continue reading
Sienna theories and paradigm shifts. Afroduplicidous societal reform. Eckiness arch counteracts the economic theory of punitive damages. What? I checked my watch. It was 3:30 PM. I had been at Starbucks since 11:30 AM. Jeez! I don’t understand what I am reading. For the love of Bob! I have an advanced degree. It seems that every … Continue reading
At one of my favorite pasta chains I looked through the window and saw this sign. Ok, ok, I get it. How ironic is it that I didn’t get it six months ago when I stumbled home after my pasta bowl and usual three glasses of wine. Later, I lost my dinner in the toilet. … Continue reading
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